Now I am not only disturbed by Union Arms, but I think he's disturbed. And that was clearly the reporter lady on the phone, but I wonder what weird headspace she's in where anything Ian said supports her case that Sparks is Non.

The cookie escapade was amusing. Also, I'm curious about John and Cee's relationship, because I can't tell how much of an open secret it's supposed to be. John seemed to be acting like nobody knew about it and that it would be bad if anyone found out, but clearly people do know.