The Original Sam

I honestly can't decide who is more awesome, Hanna or Ian. I would read the Continuing Adventures of Hanna and Ian gladly.

For the general edification, here's what I can remember about each character off the top of my head. I think you can see where the holes are:
Sparks - In charge. Also, crazy.
Ian - you.
Anna - dating Union Arms. No idea what her job is.
John - the guy who's not Sparks or Ian. He...does something involving writing.
Cee - dating John. I have no idea what else she does.
Naomi - legal? She likes clothes.
Jess - the teenager wrangler. I would not have known that before this chapter.
Roxy - tech support
Hanna - Intern Awesome.

I think that's all of SparkVISION? Possibly I sound like Question Girl right now?